A comes up with all sorts of funny characters. Here are a few she mentioned from some recent school discussions. (She made them all up.) From least funniest to funniest (according to her):

Julia Goolia

Ruth Mognif

Kristen Tikifart

Nelly Pajelly-Hoopo

Zac Pooperwhat?

According to A, they aren't very healthy. Says A: "They eat no food and complain about their journey and how sick they are."