I called N this afternoon after a playdate with his friend Lylah and the conversation was so entertaining that I transcribed it as it was happening.

Me: N, how was the playdate?

N: I can use two words to describe it. "Boring" and "okay".

Me: Why was it boring? What did you do?

N: We did three things. The rainbow thing, mini golf in the entryway, and she wanted to look at the school directory.

Me: Well, you love doing that. Are you excited to have Lylah over again?

N: No. I don't want her to come over again.

Classic.

M went to a speech tonight sponsored by GDS featuring Samantha Power. Here she is with Samantha, Addie and Frank: