Funny things the girls have said since waking up 30 minutes ago:

• M: Why do you have to be quiet in the library? I don’t want to be quiet in the library. A: I want to talk, like this.
• M: Where is Daddy? Mommy: Remember, he had to leave early today. A: Yes, for a meeting! M: Did he go to sleep last night?
• M: What is a porcupine? A: (crouching down and walking like a turtle) This is a porcupine.
• M: Why does Christopher Robin wear a headband? I think he’s a girl.
• A: You know who’s going to be Clara on my bed? Bunny. Because she’s a girl.
• M: Mommy, which buttons should I press on the computer? Mommy: No buttons. A: I don’t want to touch NO buttons.
• Mommy: M, I love those new pajamas. M: I want to wear new pajamas EVERY day.
• A: I love watermelon. I want to have some today.
• A: Who’s the person at your office? The one with glasses? Mommy: Do you mean Chanelle? A: Yes. [Note: Chanelle doesn’t wear glasses.]  A: I like Chanelle.
• M: When do you think the Dream Jam Band will write back?
• A: I’m tired.